Humor and Entertainment

Many books, movies, and people will tell you that when it comes to relationships, the best thing to do is just be yourself. And all of the people giving you that advice are faker than one of PT Barnum’s mermaid prostitute’s orgasms – because they know that if you actually want to end up with another human being, you should start off by being anyone but yourself. In fact, the real you shouldn’t even make an appearance until, oh, I’d say about three weeks after the wedding.