Humor and Entertainment

High fructose corn syrup is in just about everything, especially sodas, but also millions of other food products. And, I for one, am glad. Its sickeningly sweet goodness is number 2 on my list of all-time favorite things. I got a sweet tooth the size of Texas and I’m dang proud of it. And when she starts calling, I answer.

There’s nothing wrong with being broke. So many of us are now.

How great an idea is that?! Have the Feds and the states pay tax refunds in your choice of lottery tickets or gaming chips. That would give us all hope for the future! We appear to have zero chance of improving our stations in life as it is, so why not just get it over with and gamble away our tax refunds the same way Federal and state governments have already gambled away everything else we’ve paid out to rescue their partners on Wall Street and Corporate America?

How great an idea is that?! Have the Feds and the states pay tax refunds in your choice of lottery tickets or gaming chips. That would give us all hope for the future! We appear to have zero chance of improving our stations in life as it is, so why not just get it over with and gamble away our tax refunds the same way Federal and state governments have already gambled away everything else we’ve paid out to rescue their partners on Wall Street and Corporate America?

Why are oil spills good for us? Jobs, silly. It takes a lot of people to clean off birds and a whole lotta other tainted stuff. Plus, there are already way too many birds and sea life in general. A few less birds and plankton never hurt anybody. And all that other underwater life: Who cares about something that doesn’t impact you directly? And, like we don’t already have beaucoup fish and plants down there where we really can’t see ‘em anyway. Out of sight, out of mind. Nothing wrong with that.

The Stock Market has become one of the most wildly erratic entities ever seen. That’s why I give them huge kudos for hiring a Market Psychiatrist.

I had contemplated becoming a high paid sports star, but when I see all that’s happening to them in their personal lives, well, no way for me. If I were to become, say a really rich NFL quarterback or very successful PGA golfer, I would risk being exposed to a lifestyle that would insure my downfall.

Come find out how you can ask the best would you rather questions! It is boring to ask would you rather questions that people can easily answer!