Humor and Entertainment

Like the clown nose, this is probably one of the most important pieces of clown clothing. But you can not afford the money for a pair of clown shoes. So it’s time to make your own. But how do you start out?

Luckily, I don’t need much sleep. I have this idea in my mind that will not let me rest. Even though there are a billion and a half money making ideas out there with business models to back them up, including all the requisite websites, I know I’ve got something that can edge its way right in there.

What alternatives do we have for the ubiquitous economy class seat? Some tongue in cheek suggestions for the future.

Well, kids, I know where I’m going when I die. I’m not talking about anything supernatural or metaphysical…I’m talking about the physical reality of death and what’s gonna happen to this old, Parky body of mine.

The game of “Chicken” is often portrayed in movies as a test to see who is stronger. But when your opponent is your colon, failure is not an option.

Enough oil has spilled in the Gulf of Mexico to spread all over the world’s oceans. I’m sure the profit-horrified By-Product (BP) company that bears the ultimate responsibility for this catastrophic envirogeddon could easily burn off all that brown scum with the help of the U.S. Military and a handy-dandy ballistic missile.

I know it sounds weird, but if your house is as cluttered at mine, you might want to think about alphabetizing the contents. It’s worked so well for libraries around the globe, we decided to give it a try in our own home. Just get yourself a trusty label maker and start alphabetizing absolutely everything.

Dating someone with superpowers doesn’t have to be difficult–so long as you take some elementary precautions. I hope you’ll take a few moments to consider these suggestions.

Invincible may be the greatest superhero comic that I have ever read. The depth of the characters, the uniqueness of the plot lines, and the emotionally charged nature of the conflicts come together in a symphony of art and word.

A tongue-in-cheek guide to avoiding speeding tickets. North Florida is famous for it’s speed traps, so take it from a lifetime resident that things like pretending to know the cop actually works. This and more tactics that worked once but will undoubtedly fail if you try to duplicate them.