Now that the long-awaited second Carter term is entering its fourth year, we should not be surprised that the president is finally getting a handle on defense spending. He was on the TV contraption the other day, announcing we’ll be slashing our defense budget, but “we’ll still maintain our military superiority.” After all, he argues, we ought to be able to get by on a budget still greater than that of the next ten nations combined…
I am a networking junkie. I love being in a room with people I don’t know, hoping to start interesting conversations, build relationships and maybe even get business referrals.
In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light!
Now that the holidays are over, we can get back to the business of America. And thank God – no, strike that, thank the “community” – we have a president who understands what the business of America is (crony socialism, of course!)….
Facebook used to be a lot less cluttered. At least, that was before the invention of the “share” button. As a result of that one little link now underneath every post, my wall has become nothing more than a confusing mess of useless cliches and talking animal posters. How are we, as intelligent people, to deal with this injustice? We make fun of them, of course!
Writers are always advised, “Avoid Cliches”. But cliches prove to be a highly desired and one of the most successful strategies in writing comedies.
When using a flight of stairs for the first time, I often christen them by falling all the way down them. In this article, I’ll explain the best techniques for falling down stairways that draw the most attention. I’ve had 34 years experience in the art of falling and now I’d like to share my expertise with you.
Let me preface this by saying that to some people, this may be considered an “R” rating and others it will be “PG”. I’m leaning more to the “PG” status. Ok.
My real life experience when I was a police officer and I caught a bank robber. This was a true “Barney Fife” moment.
So here’s a look back at some zany highlights from 2011 – stories you never heard, and which, according to the media and the government, never actually happened…